Mom,
I ain't gonna lie, we have been throwing a few back, but you will be happy to know that our drinking has slowed down dramatically, and we are all trying to eat as much fiber as possible. I'm not too sure what one has to do with the other, but you can rest assured that all is well at both ends.
-Alex
Hahahahh. I feel sorry for whoever's toilet you dudes are using.
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